Monthly Archives: February 2010

Never a day to miss-was

As many of you know, I am a big fan of silly and slapstick humour. I also treasure the old Saturday morning kids tv programmes, meaning I am still proud of my days on Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow … Continue reading

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Actual doom

Remember the other day when I joked about cat + sparrow = impending doom? It happened. They even left it on the hearth like some sacrifice on an altar. There’s nowt convinces me to hoover faster than dessicated sparrow. Happy … Continue reading

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Ransom

As I think I Tweeted earlier this month, I kidnapped my boss’s toy bat**. No reason other than boredom in the office one afternoon. Following three ransom notes, one of which was an invoice for a pack of rich tea … Continue reading

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Spring is coming

Leaving my house today I spotted one of our cats preparing to quite literally spring into action. *Sorry.

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Costumes: Television

One of the widest themes around – trust me! I will be starting small with this post and adding to it as we go, or rather, as I remember. Do add your own ideas! And remember, we already have the … Continue reading

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I sold it on Ebay

In the wise words of Avenue Q, I keep selling my possessions on Ebay. I delight in writing the listing details. I mock the standard procedure and infiltrate it with comedy. In light of this I thought I would let … Continue reading

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To dress or not to dress

I’ve had a number of people* asking me about Rocky Horror lately, all of whom have pretty much started their query with ‘But you have to dress up though, don’t you?’. The short answer is ‘no, but you may get … Continue reading

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Just a jump to the left

After work yesterday I drove up to Leicester to meet with friends who were watching The Rocky Horror Show. I admit, I was anticipating to be a little bored by the show having seen it so many times. But once … Continue reading

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Swag

Our washing machine ricochets itself out of it’s slot in the kitchen. Very occasionally we get around to putting it back in to where it belongs. Our cats often bring us gifts from the Big Wider World, varying from small … Continue reading

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Ug!

Having had the pleasure of being Sam and Ilona’s guest this week, I found myself sitting in their glorious old armchair by their equally glorious and oft used fireplace. Upon returning back home, I stared at our never-used* fireplace and … Continue reading

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